Warning: Today's update with Mz. Berlin is not for the faint of heart. In other words, fetishists only apply! Even though Mz. Berlin is a Queen Bitch, she's still here to get you off. But make no mistake about it -- this is not a sensual handjob. Or, to put it another way...things are about to get interesting. Once she teases you with her beautiful body, Mz. Berlin is going to tie your package up and beat your meat. Literally. As Brit pop singer Nick Lowe once sang, she's going to be cruel to be kind.