Hello. My name is Erika Vution, and today I'm your massage therapist. Would you please lay face down on my table and let my hands work any tension from your body? There. That's it. Now, would you please flip over and place my hand on where you need the most relief. Wow! Um, OK. As long as you don't tell my boss, I think I can work that tension out. First let me squirt some oil all over that stress area and use my hands to rub it all in. There ya go! Well, he sure did wake up in a flash! Hee hee. Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me? I thought so...I hope you don't mind if I make myself more comfortable. I thought so. Gimme a few seconds to take all these clothes off. Um, yes, I know they're large...D's, to be exact. Yes, they're all natural. Yes, I can use them to relieve your stress as well. First, feel them. See? All natural. Now let me wrap them around your Johnson. Sure, you can squirt some oil in there. Wait...let me. You're here to relax. Let me do all the work. And yes, I'll work for that load, and yes, you can drench my big naturals with your jizz! That's what I'm here for!!!